ALL CRAP NO SHIT

The popular belief is that the word 'crap' comes from the name of a 19th century plumber by the name Thomas Crapper. In reality it is thought to have originated from a combination of two words, Dutch Krappen: to pluck off, cut off or separate and Old French Crappe: siftings, waste or rejected matter. Modern English with its inventiveness has embraced this word and has literally turned it on its head. A short dive into all the crap today will throw light on the power of this four letter word.

Crap
Crap out: To die
Oh crap ! : Admitting a lapse
Holy crap! : Astonishment
Holy crap on a cracker! : Superlative astonishment
And crap : In addition to
Crap around: behave in a foolish manner/ waste time/ interfere / meddle
Eat crap : to accept demeaning treatment
Crap-list : A list of those you dislike
Does a bear crap out in the woods? : A sarcastic way of saying yes
Rare as rocking horse crap: An impossibility

The crap
To scare the crap : To literally make someone jump out of their skin
To beat the crap : To hurt someone to an inch of his/her life
To shoot the crap: To talk aimlessly, a casual conversation
To throw the crap : To boast
To cut the crap : To stop fooling around
To be imperative (angry): Can you guys cut the crap and get back to work ? 
To be imperative (matter of fact) : I know its a joke, cut the crap

Of crap
Load of crap: Nonsense
Full of crap : Unreliable
Pile of crap : A bunch of lies
Piece of crap : Worthless

Crapped
Crapped up : Bungle up
Crapped up : Malfunction ( See also crapped out)
Crapped out: Malfunction (in relation to faulty machines)
Crapped out: Dead (in relation to faulty machines)
Crapped out: Lost (in relation to gambling)
Crapped out: Exhausted ( in relation to living things)
Crapped his/her pants: To be really scared
Crapped out: Skipped from appearing
He promised he would come but crapped out in the last minute


Crapping
Crapping up : To obstruct

Derivatives
Crapola : Junk
Crapulation : Congratulating someone on a shitty job done well